I believe:
- There should be a better secular alternative to "Oh my God!"
- “Lisp” is a very mean kind of onomatopoeia
- It's entitled of us to call good weather "fair”
- A healthy amount is always anything but
- Moderation, like everything else, is best in moderation
- Surf longboarding is not a sport, but a mode of transportation like a taxi or a ferry
- The paparazzi are the toxic byproduct of human procreation
- Brushing your teeth with your off hand is the first step towards achieving ambidextrousness
- Gold should be reserved for medals and coins
- If youth is wasted on the young, then wisdom is wasted on the old
- It's ironic that the generation that invented participation trophies complains that the people they gave them to are now entitled
- Advertising is like the police, everyone loves to hate it until they need it